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So you must know I’m not that much of a patriot, but my anti-citizenship still demands we play by the right rules. Check

This

compared to

This

And I totally had to edit this again, because an hour later it’s really making my blood boil. This radio station has been reading an announcement once a day for at least the last two weeks saying felons can’t vote. My more mainstream acquaintances can’t understand where I am politically, but then again, if they’re the sort of people likely to make errors like this, it’s no wonder. I mean, look at all the organizations on that Rice page. Nobody noticed all that “equal protection” stuff going on during Florida’s election? Yeah, why not let Florida wrongly deny voting rights to jailed persons resident in other states? While we’re at it, why don’t we publicize that Texas felons can’t vote, that way maybe they won’t. Great public service, Rice, way to go.

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There has never been, and never will be, anything exciting about speed skating.

Added at 1014174388 by matt.

Dave, I’m totally sorry – I overwrote your page. What a moron.

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There’s talk about how it’s gone. There’s nothing left but the falling stars or rotating N of an un-resolvable host. It’s hard to believe, given that it seems to have embodied everything that the ‘new’ internet represents to me. Still a little wild and untamed, but almost desperately so – trying hard to give the finger to their new corporate neighbors.

Like everything else on the web, it spawned imitators, but they always seemed to fall short.

Where have you gone Goatse? The world’s a little colder today.

At least we’ll always have our mirrors.

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