But not in funny, apparently.
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“I think that we put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional.”
Matt Birk
Marah’s Serge Bielanko on the bar at Southpaw.
1 and 4, maybe more.
If only there was a song…
My name is Matt, and I am tired of the rain. Please, if it is within your power, make the rain stop.
Idio^H^H^H^H
Dear Red States,
We understand that your world is in turmoil, but let us take this chance to remind you of some other things that we’ve been trying to make you realize:
- Sushi is not scary
- Velveeta is
- Equality is good, and sometimes steps have to be taken to right previous wrongs.
- No one needs to pick up groceries, or do anything else for that matter, in a 2 1/2 ton SUV
- Continuing cuts in social services will only be replaced by less-efficient corporate subsidies
- Abortion… nevermind, we’ll save that for when the invasion of Iran goes badly
Best regards,
The Blue States
I knew I was against helmet laws
we’re gangstas, roll wit us.
we’re gangstas, roll wit us.
Tired of that page, tell me a story?
welcome to the hoover dam
Cracks, walks off, gets fired. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
left right left
I’m just Dave Zabriskie… I do what I do, and that’s all I can do.
—Dave Zabriskie