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Dear Red States,

We told you so.

We understand that your world is in turmoil, but let us take this chance to remind you of some other things that we’ve been trying to make you realize:

  • Sushi is not scary
  • Velveeta is
  • Equality is good, and sometimes steps have to be taken to right previous wrongs.
  • No one needs to pick up groceries, or do anything else for that matter, in a 2 1/2 ton SUV
  • Continuing cuts in social services will only be replaced by less-efficient corporate subsidies
  • Abortion… nevermind, we’ll save that for when the invasion of Iran goes badly

Best regards,
The Blue States

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