Matt Ulman in Googlist Poetry

Matt is assumed dead in a bank robbery attempt.
Ulman is considered a hero and role model by many.
Matt is a badass pimp;
Ulman is an example.
Matt is still at large.

Matt is being tested as never before.
Ulman is going to have a taffy pulling before long:
Matt is jerking off.
Ulman is under contract to clean up the site.

Matt is the webmaster.
Ulman is an expert in halachos.
Matt is a megalomaniacal dictator who makes life miserable for everyone on his staff.
Ulman is there communication between all these programs?

Matt is currently in the studio putting together his debut album:
Ulman is the vocalist;
Matt is playing electric guitar again yes;
Ulman is a composer and writer currently.
Matt is in the music management business.
Ulman is not what anyone would call a fan of mtv;
Matt is a critic.
Ulman is said to be “responsive”.

Matt is hear to stay.
Ulman is moving in the near future.
Matt is gone again.
Ulman is nowhere to be.